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If you took Lady Gaga's shockingly subdued Halloween costume as a sign that the pop star was slowing things down sartorially, you should probably think again. Because THIS is what Mother Monster wore on Saturday afternoon outside her hotel in Paris. Not to an awards show, not to a concert... but to WALK HER DOG.
To simply describe her outfit would defeat the purpose (the pictures really need to be seen, in this case)—but we'll do our best for journalism's sake. The top portion is a thinly beaded harness over some black, heart-shaped nipple pasties; the bottom, a fuchsia ball skirt. Her "beauty" look involves black, winged liner on both lids and brows, some dots under her irises for good measure, an ornate septum ring, and a gemstone (like those found in a troll doll's bellybutton) stuck to her chin because, really, why the heck not.
Perhaps most impressive was her vertical hairdo, which resembled shark fin with braids hanging off the tip. You've gotta hand it to her: No one could ever accuse this Lady of being boring!
But let's not forget Gaga's best accessory: Her French bulldog, Asia—you know, who's legally permitted to roam the streets naked?—was more covered up, wearing a white henley onesie with ornate gold embroidery.
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Photo: Getty Images
Glorious.
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