Finally, a wine glass that’s as drunk as you are

Confuse your friends AND get hammered. Win win. (Picture: Red5)

When you’re hammered enough to attempt to pour a bottle of wine without taking the cork out (for twenty minutes, experiencing severe confusion when nothing comes out), you don’t need your glass acting all fancy and making you feel like a drunk mess.
Nah. We don’t want your slim stems and elegant glasswork here, mate. We’re smashed. And if you’re not careful, you will be, too.
We want a wine glass that’s just as messed up as we are.
Enter the upside down wine glass. It’s a wine glass, but it’s upside down.

(Picture: Red5)

This is a wine glass that understands us, and our desire to confuse all our friends.
‘Oh wow. You’re so wasted. Your wine glass is upside down, you silly drunk-y,’ they’ll say.

Picture: Red52)

And then we shall drink, they will be proven wrong, and we will be triumphant. Ha, we will say. Ha.
The glass is made by Red52, and is the bargain price of £6.95. But sadly its popularity among drunken magicians on the internet means it’s already sold out. Cross your fingers with us and hope for a restock ASAP.
We need this.

Or, there’s a similar glass on offer for £9.95 over on Prezzybox.
Happy (responsible, upside-down) drinking!
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