The best and worst dressed celebrities of the weekend

Lady Mary Charteris, at an arty farty party in London on Saturday, is the woman who apparently broke up Kate Moss’s marriage. Jamie Hince is nowhere to be seen, not that the aristo DJ needs any additional accessories to this hot mess of an outfit. She wears a doily for a top, a conspicuous black bra and a coat only a Yeti would covet. / Photo Getty - See more at: http://www.scout.co.nz/The-best-and-worst-dressed-celebrities-of-the-weekend/tabid/1537/articleID/11598/Default.aspx#img-3

Lady Mary Charteris, at an arty farty party in London on Saturday, is the woman who apparently broke up Kate Moss’s marriage. Jamie Hince is nowhere to be seen, not that the aristo DJ needs any additional accessories to this hot mess of an outfit. She wears a doily for a top, a conspicuous black bra and a coat only a Yeti would covet. / Photo Getty
Lady Kitty Spencer and Viscountess of Weymouth, Emma McQuiston, are veeery va-va-voom at the Naked Heart Foundation fundraiser. We reckon this picture should be labelled Nobility and their Knockers. Kitty, the first cuz of Wills and Harry, looks coquettish in white, while the chatelaine of Longleat looks vampish in Viv Westwood. / Photo Getty Lady Victoria Hervey, at the same event, opted for an Ice Capades number. Maybe she’s putting her hand up for the next series of 'Strictly Come Dancing'. / Photo Getty

Kiwi supermodel Lili Sumner, snapped here on the weekend with Canadian It-model Tyg Davison at a private party given by Marc Jacobs, looks typically rock’n’roll chic in silver hot pants, matching heels and an embellished sheer over-dress that looks more like a disinherited society queen’s negligee. Mind you, with the partay going down at the secretive Park Chinois, a decadent club in Mayfair, which conjures an atmosphere of debauched 1930’s jazz nights in Shanghai, Our Lil fitted right in. The model, a fave of Marc Jacobs and Hedi Slimane, was seen swigging champers and cavorting with Beth Ditto, Gwendoline Christie, Erin O’Connor, Naomi Campbell, Georgia May Jagger and Rosamund Pike. / Photo Getty

Cheryl Fernandez-Versini has ditched the hubby but is evidently still sitting at home in her trackies with a cup of tea and a TimTam, if this bland outfit is anything to go by. At a L’Oreal party (of which the former pop star is an ambassador) to kick off London Fashion Week, you’d be forgiven for thinking Chez might be on the pull. But you’d be wrong. Granted, the houndstooth cocktail dress is gorgeous in its tailored structuring, but it says ‘I’m ready for business’, not 'I’m ready for bed’. Just saying. / Photo Getty

Charli XCX looks as if she’s channelling Charlotte’s Web. Her mesh dress is covered in bugs and beetles, as if she spun an arachnid trap but became the prey. / Photo Getty
Millie Mackintosh is clinging on to her friend, British model Portia Freeman, for support. Life support. The Former star of 'Made in Chelsea' officially called it quits on her marriage yesterday – the same day this pic was snapped. She’s done with Professor Green. But she’s schooled in chartreuse. Does this mean we’ll finally see the willowy strawberry blonde back on hoity toity telly where she belongs? / Photo Getty
You know that old adage, she’s a model and can make anything look good? Well, it’s wrong. I give you Exhibit 1. Sascha Luss, a 23-year-old lovely from Mother Russia, wears Victoriana booties and a strapless period petticoat in sunshine yellow, as if she was a minxy maiden in a Tolstoy adaptation, Phoar and Peace. / Photo Getty
Tali Lennox, daughter of Annie and girlfriend of Ian Jones who tragically died in a kayak accident last year, looks very mature for her 23 years. We can’t decide if this one-shouldered gown looks like a pricey chic toga, as if Greece wasn’t in a financial crisis and Ouzo wasn’t cheaper than Perrier. Or more like an Out of Africa disaster where a zebra has been slaughtered and its hunter is wearing the hide. / Photo Getty
Amber Le Bon brought pink stripes and pink bangs to an outfit that was more joyously youthful than a carton of candy floss at a carnival - and we loved it. The 26-year-old schlebrity sprog is a model (aren’t all offspring of musos disaffected models or DJs?) and fun-loving with it, which she evidently gets from her old man. A night on the turps with the Duran Duran frontman at a little Hobson St dive circa. 2008 on a cold Auckland night takes me back, but I digress. / Photo Getty

Fellow schlebrity sprogs, Pixie Geldof and Daisy Lowe, daughters of rock royalty Sir Bob and Gavin Rossdale respectively, rocked some serious 70’s psychedelic flair at London Fashion Week's House of Holland show yesterday. Maybe they could cameo on the new Ab Fab movie. / Photo Getty

Kate Hudson, short of a straw bale and a bottle of moonshine, presses on ahead with her new book signing appearance, in which she autographed copies of her new tome, 'Pretty Happy: Healthy Ways to Love Your Body' in Illinois. If she means line dancing and rodeos, we’re out. / Photo Getty