Muslim Terrorist Prepares To Throw Grenade At Jews — Doesn’t Go As Planned

Dom the Conservative

In Islam, one of the highest honors in the war against the unbelievers is to become a successful suicide bomber. Of course, this requires a devout Muslim to take at least one infidel with them, but this sometimes proves too difficult for amateurs.
On Monday night, a practicing Muslim jihadist set up an ambush in the West Bank, hoping to slaughter some unsuspecting Jewish civilians. Unfortunately, he wasn’t quite sure how his grenade worked. It’s safe to say he won’t be receiving his 72 black-eyed virgins any time soon.

Jewish Press reports that a group of Palestinians piled up rocks on a road connecting Negohot and Adorayim in the southern Mount Hebron region. Creating a large road block of debris, the Muslims stood at the side of the road, waiting with weapons for their enemy to crash into the makeshift blockade.

Almost as if God himself had his hand on the car, an Israeli driver from Negohot saw the pile of stones just in time, quickly swerving around them and continuing down the road. However, he had no idea that a small army of Palestinian civilians were waiting for him, just in case the road block failed.

It was the moment of truth for the jihadist-in-training to take his grenade in hand and prove his devotion.

Seconds later, nearby IDF soldiers heard a loud explosion. The forces called in an IDF jeep, and the unit discovered that not only was the Israeli driver unharmed, but after searching the area, the soldiers found the mutilated remains of the Palestinian. According to a Tazpit report, the jihadist’s grenade detonated prematurely, never making it out of his throwing hand.

Not quite qualifying as a suicide bomber, or even a successful jihadist for that matter, this Palestinian is not promised what over a billion other Muslims believe they will find in Jannah (Paradise).

The Quran confirms that devout Muslim men will receive virgins who are not married to the men, but serve as sexual slaves. To motivate violence against unbelievers even more, many Hadiths provide extremely graphic descriptions of the eternal sexual romps jihadists will have.

The belief in this perverse reward is the main reason suicide bombing and martyrdom is so widely accepted in Islam. In fact, the number of Muslims around the world who condone self-sacrifice to kill infidels is unbelievably high.

However, not just any Muslim, who prays five times a day and makes his hajj to Mecca, is guaranteed endless sex in the hereafter. The Quran states that peacemakers who sit at home are not equal to the mujahideen (jihadists) who fight with their wealth and lives against unbelievers. Scripture 4:95 reminds followers that Allah prefers mujahideen over those who make friends with infidels, adding that there is “great reward” for fighters.

While many apologists might try to deceive, claiming that the Arabic would provide a clear definition of “inner struggle” or even political or social struggle, the word used for mujahideen is the same root for the Arabic word for combat, battle, and fight. Allah was making his argument against those who sit at home, where an “inner struggle” can easily be fought. Instead, he favors the ones who leave their worldly comforts and safety to physically combat non-Muslims.

As long as Muslims are promised eternal sex for violence on earth, jihad will never cease. For over 1,400 years, terrorists have emulated their prophet, as the Quran commands, fighting a physical war against us. This centuries-long war will only end if jihad is exterminated, or Islam rules the world through Sharia law.

H/T [Frontpage Magazine]
Photo Credit [Shoebat.com, Bouqui Gist]